Happy Holidays, You Bastard — текст песни (Blink 182)

It`s Christmas Eve, and I`ve only wrapped two fuckin` presents
it`s Christmas Eve, and I`ve only wrapped two fuckin` presents
and I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
and I`ll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I`ll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I`ll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I`ll never talk to you again
I`ll never talk to you again

It`s Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin` hotdogs
it`s Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven fuckin` hotdogs
and he shit, shit, shit his pants
he always fuckin` shitin` his pants
and I`ll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I`ll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I`ll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I`ll never talk to you again
I`ll never talk to you again