Snowball in Hell — текст песни (they might be giants)

Avalanche or roadblock

I was a snowball in hell

Avalanche or roadblock

A jailer trapped in his cell



Moneys all broke, and foods going hungry

If it wasnt for disappointment

I wouldnt have any appointments



Side effect or drug trip

Dont tease me with all of your might

Side effect or drug trip

My panaceas in a xerox shop



Have a nice day, you want it when?

Have a nice day, have a nice day



I didnt expect to find a salesman drinking coffee this late in the morning. how long you been here, joe?

Oh, I dont know, I guess thirty, forty-five minutes maybe. why do you ask?

You must be making a lot of sales, piling up good income.

Oh... uh... Im doing all right. I could do better, but... ohahaha I get it paul. back on that old "time is money" kick, right?

Not back on it, joe, still on it.



Avalanche or roadblock

I was a snowball in hell

Avalanche or roadblock

A jailer trapped in his cell

Money I owe, money-iy-ay

Money I owe, money-iy-ay



Avalanche or roadblock

I was a snowball in hell





Notes

The frank otoole demo version adds more of the spoken dialogue ad nauseum as follows:



Okay, okay

Okay, okay, okay lets

Okay, okay

Okay, okay, okay lets

Okay, okay

Okay, okay, okay lets



Avalanche or roadblock

I was a snowball in hell

Avalanche or roadblock

A jailer trapped in his cell



Moneys all broke, and foods going hungry

If it wasnt for disappointment

I wouldnt have any appointments



Did I affect your drug trip

Dont tease me with all of your might

Did I affect your drug trip

You threw my wallet in the wishing well



Have a nice day, you want it when?

Have a nice day, have a nice day



I didnt expect to find a salesman drinking coffee this late in the morning. how long you been here, joe?

Oh, I dont know, I guess thirty, forty-five minutes maybe. why do you ask?

You must be making a lot of sales, piling up good income.

Oh... uh... Im doing all right. I could do better, but... ohahaha I get it paul. back on that old "time is money" kick, right?

Not back on it, joe, still on it.



Avalanche or roadblock

I was a snowball in hell

Avalanche or roadblock

A jailer trapped in his cell



Moneys all broke, and foods going hungry

If it wasnt for disappointment

I wouldnt have any appointments



Avalanche or roadblock

Yes, I was a snowball in hell

I was a snowball in hell



Not back on it, joe, still on it.

Not back on it, joe, still on it.

Not back on it, joe, still on it.