YOU SHOULDN`T CALL THE DOCTOR — текст песни (Dr. Feelgood)

(Wilko Johnson)

Girls if your heart is feeling sore
Call the doctor and he`ll fix it for sure
I`ll be over right away but you might find you have to pay
For a private consultation and a guaranteed cure

When you`re dying of a dreadful disease
You don`t worry `bout the medical fees
And it`s too late to change your mind the doctors pulling down the blind
And your temperature is rising to a hundred degrees

I`ll cuddle up beside you for a start
And listen to the beating of your heart
And then he`ll take you gently by the hand
And ask you when the trouble first began
And then he`ll look down deep into your eyes
And if your temperature continues to rise
There`s only one way to make it stop
I`ll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I`ve got

If this doesn`t cure you it`ll kill
But I know it`s going to give you a thrill
And now I`ve come across don`t complain about the cost
You shouldn`t call the doctor if you can`t afford the bills

I`ll cuddle up beside you for a start
And listen to the beating of your heart
And then he`ll take you gently by the hand
And ask you when the trouble first began
And then he`ll look down deep into your eyes
And if your temperature continues to rise
There`s only one way to make it stop
I`ll have to prescribe the strongest medicine I`ve got

If this doesn`t cure you it`ll kill
But I know it`s going to give you a thrill
And now I`ve come across don`t complain about the cost
You shouldn`t call the doctor if you can`t afford the bills