Dad`s Day Off — текст песни (The Youth Ahead)

something weird is going on, throughout this entire town
I`m packing up my mini van, cause shit`s about to hit the fan
people are talking, and someone is stalking me
and in the backyard I can see a light running constantly

and an hour ago my mom told me to take her for a beer
the blue turned blue, and my dad gave me money to buy a new tattoo

everything`s upside down and inside out
turn back around cause my neck is all twisted up
am I wrong to say
that something ain`t right, cause it`s sunny at night
and the dog`s in the front yard selling pink lemonade
am I wrong to say what`s up with today

gotta find a reason why, people keep flying by
try to run a little faster now, but my feet are glued to the ground
and my iguana just told me, that he worries about me
he said you`ve been acting kinda weird and then he drank all of my beer

and I went home to my girlfriend she was speaking japanese
the cat`s on my back, and the t.v.`s on crack and the floor was made of cheese

everything`s upside down and inside out
turn back around cause my neck is all twisted up
am I wrong to say
that something ain`t right, cause it`s sunny at night
and the dog`s in the front yard selling pink lemonade
am I wrong to say what`s up with today

my alarm clock rings I guess it was all just a dream
but now I`m sleeping in my swimming pool
did you ever have a day where nothing seems to go your way
it could be worse, you`re not the last but you`re not the first