Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
Oh alcohol I still drink to your health
I love you more,
Than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
That’s what I’m talking about
Forget the cafe lattes
Screw the raspberry iced tea
A Malibu and Coke for you
A G and T for me
Alcohol, your songs resolve
Like my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill
I love you more
Than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Oh alcohol
Would you please forgive
For while I cannot love myself
I’ll use something else
I thought that alcohol
Was just for those with nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk
Was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that there’s
A time and theres a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between self-control and self-abuse
(Chanting) Go, go go go go go
I love you more
Than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would you please ignore
That you found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole
Oh alcohol
Would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I’ll use something else
Would you please forgive me?
Would you please forgive me?