Sexist Pig — текст песни (Could Be Worse)

I was checking out this girl one day
Oh my god, what a sight to see
She asked me What the hell is your
problem, kid,
why the hell you keep staring at me?
I guess I`m sexist because I think that
she looks good
I`m just a sexist pig I wish she
understood
The way I think
I was thinking about what I should
say
As I stared at her beautiful face
So I asked her, Hey baby, wanna
have a good time.
So she sprayed me in the face with
some mace
I guess I`m sexist because that really
gave me wood
I`m just a sexist pig I wish she
understood
The way I think
You wouldn`t understand
What`s going on in my mind
Even if you did
You might not like what`s there to find
You wouldn`t understand it
Thats just the way god planned it
If girls were meant to know
I would of told you so
But since they don`t
I guess I won`t
Tell you about the real way that I feel
Even though that girl was so hot
She wasn`t really worth the pain
I think the mace went right through my
eye balls
Now its sinking into my brain
I should go to the hospital
I really wish I could
I can`t see out of both my eyes
I think she misunderstood
The way I think