Then She Bit Me — текст песни (DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince)

I was in a club, one Friday.
A lovely Lady comes walking my way.
She walked up and she said hello.
I said hi, my names Joe.
I was lyin`, so was she.
She said her name was Donna,
But her shirt said Marie.
Once you get to know me,
you`ll never forget me.
I said why, then she bit me.

Ouch!
That didn`t hurt.
Kinda nicked me,
but she ripped my shirt.
At that point I fell asleep.
Woke up at her house,
In the back of a jeep.
A Blazer, `89
Tinted windows,
I wish it was mine.
Oh, it is,
But where are my keys?
There they are...in the ignition.

I`m at her house.
It`s a Tepee.
No, a skyscrapper.
No, an igloo.
No, it`s a shack.
Forget it, I`ll go around back.
It`s a castle, with a moat
How I get Across...Boat.

(Twilight Zone noise)
Shooo...I hate that sound.

I went inside,
Looked right, looked left.
There she is.
Oh, no Thats Jeff.
He`s invisible.
I went downstairs.
It`s a loft.
No, it`s a dungeon!
There she is, doing areobics.
No, yoga.
No, karate.

*You killed my teacher!!!*
But what a body!

No, she wasn`t there.
I`m tellin you I saw her.
No, really I saw her.
She was playing checkers.
No, Nintendo.
Ok, I`m lying.

There she is,
Watching T.V.
All My Children.
No, thats Cosby.
No, Speed Racer.
No, thats Shaft.
No, thats Kimble.
My fault...the T.V.`s off.

There she is, what a doll.
No, that`s Chucky from Child`s play!
I kissed her,
And she told me this is home...
I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone....
Where anything can happen.

I`m rough like sandpaper,
Hard like algebra.
You should be glad that I was nice,
And I allowed ya to
Step on stage.
To kick your ryhmes off.
I tried to be nice,
But you mistook that for softness.
Now it`s goin` to hell with your opinion!
What I say goes fom now on,
This is my dominion!
Are there any rappers to step on stage
Cause if you do You`ll feel the force of my rage,
I`m on a rampage!!!!!!!

Syche just hit me.
Jeff wanted to do that,
But I didn`t.
I thought that it would make the reccord dumb.
I guess I wasn`t wrong.

Jack and Jill went up a hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown....
Hickory, dickory, dock.

Got to use the bathroom now,
Sike, I was drafted.