A weeby weeby wobble gobble gobble DO the turkey
Lord have mercy mercy mercy me
You see I`m tryin to get the punani
but you just wanna rock me ah eh eh ah eh eh
You see I`m tryin to get the punani
but you just wanna rock me oooh check it
So get your ride on ride the thundercloud and broom broom broom
Because I gotta gotta get some el bow room
So I can Bang kok better yet knock Italy
But raindrops keep fallin on my couch, try to sit with me
Tamperin up my program, so I play another slow jam
It`s not an ancient Chinese secret, you should know man
But you insist on stay and playin Genesis
I gotta put an end to this, baldergash, EEE haul ass
And don`t come knockin my door, with the cockle-doodle-doo
I`m talkin the his and his and hers, Three`s Company too
So step to the step to the rear
And don`t come back now, hear?
Ahh to the break y`all (break y`all, yeah)
Ahh to the break y`all (break y`all, made it!)
To the break y`all (break y`all, NAHH!)
To the break y`all (break y`all break, BREAK!)
The CB`s, the CB`s, they`rrrrre here!
I`m checkin my mirror from the rear -
- locks are closer, than they appear
The time is near for you to drop your beer and get your nuts again
But ain`t no haps (UH-UH) your dick isn`t there
You`re thinkin that, Oops, I made a mistake
You say, Fuck Nell Carter, c`mon Jimmy, give me a break
You made a mistake on the first take
tryin to break a leg for take two
You shoulda ate your Wheaties
and Petey mighta made a breakthrough
You say to hope that things might bloom, so you assume position
Wishin he would listen, so you start to kissin
It`s alive, and up goes, and up goes you`re adrenaline
You aimed, you fired, THERE YOU GO, limp figures
So you take ? and then play the role of friend and talk
Try to tell her it`s her fault, when Jack your Been wouldn`t Stalk
Baby Bubba youse a goner, ahh, youse a goner
It`s fucker up, when _Your Dick Is Playin Tricks On Ya_
So you pop fizz, what a relief, beef stroke it up
My man, got your thing, in your hand, say, I I think I can!!
Damn this never happened before, yeah sure that`s what they all say
Uh-oh you better get Maaco kid, cause old girl is saucy
What was sweet to eat, has now dried up and rotted
It`s a pile of pew, pick up your glove and say, Yo I got it!
Hopin you won`t drop you thought you had it made like ?Kay?
What more could go wrong - you got the right one baby!
Uh-huh, let you tell it, everybody and their momma knows
that you came quick, quicker than a pizza, from Domino`s
To the break y`all (break y`all, YEAH)
To the break y`all (break y`all, MAYBE)
To the break y`all (break y`all, NAHHH)
To the break y`all (break y`all, check it out)
The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB`s, the break
The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB`s, the break!
The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB`s, the break!!
Break it up, break it up, break it up, BREAK DOWN!
Walkin up and then down the strip
Lookin for some hip so I can skip
I spotted this honeydip, and her friend tried to sell me a script
that they were in a rush to catch the bus, but that was the OLD Gus
So I`m gettin a bus, as I thrill at the disgust
Since old girl was with this, I told her friend to kiss this
And listen physical fitness use your brain and mind your business
Dippin from a distance, in an instance I got the digits
and blew a kiss to her
(THAT OLD STANK HOEEEE) was mad I didn`t speak to her
I hooked up with the one that looked NICE
Took her mind, like an ICE
`Til her friends gave her advice to think, twice
Before with me she slept, my rep was kinda ill
They told her to keep that booty still
I been through more hoes than the pill
Still I overcame cause I got game like a athlete (UHH)
In less than a half week, she was with it to do the nasty (BREAK)
The drawers dropped, the top off, and the boots was gettin knocked
I heard the door unlock, it was her pop he was a cop
So I stopped dropped and rolled, so I wouldn`t inhale a shell
Broke like a fingernail, on my trail was the smell of tail
Bailed back around the flat, to wash off the smell of cat
Like a belt, everything was strapped
`til my homey asked, WASSUP WIT DAT?
The dat was like dis G, I told him I got busy
This was the spy who dissed me cause he told it like a sissy
THAT WAS FOUL, I went to him lost in the mind now it`s a dead end
The little wreck on that they locked the door and I can`t get in
No more no more no more and now I know and now I know
Don`t mess around with CB`s, good buddie, ten-fo`
(Ha hahh, yeahh, ahh break it..)
