Friendship — текст песни (Tenacious D)

Friendship is rare,
Do you know what I`m sayin` to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere,
When you find out much later
That they don`t really care.
It`s rare to me, can`t you see?
It`s rare to me, can`t you see?

Oh shit there`s a bear,
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
Also that chair?
We`re fighting a bear
Now your life`s in grave danger
And you don`t even care.
It`s rare to me, can`t you see?
It`s rare to me, can`t you see?
It`s rare to me,
Say a prayer for me,
`Cause it`s rare to be
In Tenacious D.

Friends will be friends
They`re running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there`s-a-record-deal-we`ll-always-be-friends!
Long-as-there`s-a-record-deal-we`ll-always-be-friends!

Friends will be friends
They`re running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there`s-a-record-deal-we`ll-always-be-friends!
Long as there`s a record deal we`ll always be friends, yeah