I`m A Man — текст песни (Pulp)

Laid here with the advertising sliding past my eyes like cartoons
from other peoples lives,
I start to wonder what it takes to be a man.
Well I learned to drink & I learned to smoke & I learned to tell
a dirty joke.
If that`s all there is then there`s no point for me.

*So please can I ask just why we`re alive?
`Cos all that you do seems such a waste of time
& if you hang around too long you`ll be a man.
Tell me `bout it. Your car can get up to a hundred and ten -
you`ve nowhere to go but you`ll go there again
& nothing ever makes no difference to a man.

So you stumble into town & hold your
stomach in.
Show them what you`ve got tho` they `ve seen everything.
Yeah you`re a beauty but they`ve seen your type before.
You`ve got no need but still you want,
so go and book that restaurant.
The wine will flow & then you`ll just
fly away.

[*Repeat (x2)]
To a man
To a man
That`s what I am.