Billy`s confused he`s been abused,
Billy`s bemused with Barbara,
she went with Billy but he`s so silly
she`s finished with him now.
All the wedding plans have gone down the drain
will Billy ever see Babs again?
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He`s a silly Billy,
why can`t Billy not see?
that Babs is just a slag she`s a dirty bag
she just wants his willy
but poor Billy can`t see
that she`s a trollop & he`s a silly Billy
Babs is back she`s got the knack
knows how to wrap him round her finger
her little finger
a kiss and a cuddle now Billy`s in a muddle
coz Babs has gone again
Now what`s gonna happen to the honeymoon?
Babs has gone & Billy`s been a goon.
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