Fuck Her Gently — текст песни (Tenacious D)

This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely

You don`t have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that`s not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I`m gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I`m gonna screw you gently"
"I`m gonna hump you sweetly"
"I`m gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin` in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That`s fuckin` teamwork!
What`s your favorite posish?
That`s cool with me, It`s not my favorite but I`ll do it for you.
What`s your favorite dish?
I`m not gonna cook it but I`ll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I`m gonna love you completely
Then I`ll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I`ll fuckin bone you completely
but then I`m gonna fuck... you hard.....
Hard........