Ok Jokes Over — текст песни (Dismemberment Plan)

So tell me the truth now before I get mad:
was I the best lover you ever had?
And give me it straight,
doesn`t it keep you up at night?
You tell me how you think you finally found love
It`s lovely to hear how you`ve finally found love
Wear something sexy and meet me at midnight
(scream that sounds like "nnnnnnnooowwwwwwww")

Well you couldn`t have asked for a funnier scene.
And as for his temper, well I see what you mean,
but give him a week and I swear he`ll just forget.
And I thank the lord that I`m me and not him,
cause I may be stupid but at least I`m not dim
and when he walked in, oh I felt no regret
(scream that sounds like "nnoooooooooooo")

So tell me the truth now before I? get mad:
was I the best lover you ever had
And give me it straight,
doesn`t it keep you up at night?
If you`re such a victim then go call the cops,
but you certainly looked good when you were on top.
If i get the blame then i get the credit too, a-too, a-TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!