Hotel Of The Emperor (The EaglesHotel Ca — текст песни (Song Parodies)

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)


Went to Darth Vader my way

handcuffs on my hands

walker came to meet us

rising up in the air

up ahead in the distance

a shuttle platform, at night

the air grew colder and my face grew grim

it was my father, all right



There he stood in the doorway

Commander had done well

and I was thinking to myself

I`d never noticed- his helmet`s a bell.

Then he lit up my saber

and he showed me the way

there were voices down the corridor

I thought I heard them say



Welcome to the hotel of the Emp`ror

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)

hanging there in space.

Big as a moon is the hotel of the Emp`ror

What a giant sphere (What a giant sphere)

And the guy is here!



His body evil and twisted

He wants me for his own ends

His confidence is his weaknesses

Mine`s my friends.

Now we stand in the throne room

see the fleet, and I fret.

Some stand to remember

Some stand to forget.



So I call up my saber

activates with a whine, and he said

Good, now use that aggression and fear

Like you`re father, you`re mine

And still those voices are calling from far away

Must be those two red guys out of sight

I thought I heard them say



Welcome to the hotel of the Emperor

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)

hanging here in space.

We`re living it up at the hotel of the Emp`ror

What a nice surprise (What a nice surprise)

For those rebel guys!



Shadows and low ceiling

A brilliant place to hide, (and Dad said)

So, you have a sister here

She`ll love the Dark Side.

In the master`s chambers

I drove him to defeat

His master couldn`t change my side;

I got sizzled like some meat!



Last thing I remember, he was

lifted off the floor

and thrown into the passage black

to the main reactor core.

Relax, said Anakin, I was

programmed but I`m free

You can check out any time you like

Go my son, leave me!