Han (REMStand) — текст песни (Song Parodies)

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)


Han in the place where I live

(On the wall)

Think about adhesion, wonder what holds him up there now

Han in my palace at home

(It`s the best)

Makes a good example for the people who are working for me.



Now if, you have, to hang up your hat

just use, the guy, who`s frozen and flat

His hand, is there, to hold things for you

And Han, is there, `cause I like the view!



Oh Han with my trophies at work

(Excellent)

Think about collection, wonder can I get the Wookiee now

Han, brought here by my best friend

(Boba Fett)

Stops him dumping cargo runs and blowing my employees in half



:-)



Now Han, a statue, is a good sight

I`m glad, that Vader, used carbonite

He`s not, asleep, he`s stuck in a dream.

I like, his face-perpetual scream!



Oh Han on display in my room

(Work of art)

Think of decoration, maybe should I hang him sideways now?

Han, it was worth all the cash

(Every cent)

He even opens bottles and I think he`d make real good doorman



Han on the deck of my barge

Han frozen stiff as a bar

Han doesn`t wander too far

Oh Han!