she said she didn`t understand and so she guessed he was deep
he swore he`d never been to college and was too tall to be
so as she led him to the slaughter thinking she`d be laughing last
now the lady in the question is his better half
she`s gotta be the stupidest girl i`ve ever seen
she don`t care who, why, where i`ve been
she`s got a right to be, with all that`s wrong with me
but she doesn`t wanna understand that she`s a girl and i`m a man
he thought that women and drink would make a man out of him
but the extent of his studies left a jaded man
so as she led him to the altar he was easily led
and when they asked him if he did, well then this is what he said
she`s gotta be the stupidest girl i`ve ever seen
she don`t care who, why, where i`ve been
she`s got a right to be, with all that`s wrong with me
but she doesn`t wanna understand that she`s a girl and i`m a man
well she`s a girl and i`m a man
she`s a girl and i`m a man
she`s a girl and i`m a man
she`s a girl and i`m a man
she`s a girl and i`m a man
she`s a girl
she`s gotta be the stupidest girl i`ve ever seen
she don`t care who, why, where i`ve been
she`s got a right to be, with all that`s wrong with me
but she doesn`t wanna understand that she`s a girl and i`m her man
every time she`s near me
she gives me any reason to be alive
try to get right
yeah she looks right through me
she says you`re not cool, you`re just like me
you`re a stupid man
get over here, hold my stupid hand
she`s all right, yeah...
you wouldn`t understand, sister is a man fan
she`s gotta be the stupidest girl i`ve ever seen
she don`t care who, why, where i`ve been
she`s got a right to be, with all that`s wrong with me
but she doesn`t wanna understand that she`s a girl and i`m a man
