We`re professional punkers we come from the suburbs
After 15 years we`re still having fun
Now we`re over 30 not looking so pretty
at least we got a beat up accordian
That`s Erik our drummer his fathers a plumber
He drank enough booze to get rhode island drunk
Now sober but smelly he`s got one big belly
From living the good life provided by punk
Singin Singin Singin
Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some bushmills I`ll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine we`re over 30 we`re doin just fine
El Hefe is not satanic he`s one hip hispanic
He grew up with one dozen cousins and kin
He wears baggy pants he know how to break dance
You`ve seen him do every impersonation
That Melvin on six string some tell me I can`t sing
Oh I think you can just don`t do it round me
Stick with what you know
Playing guitar solo with hetson and watt in punk rock karaoke
Singin Singin Singin
Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some bushmills I`ll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine we`re over 30 we`re doin just fine
My name is Fat Mike I`m obsessed with big lesbians
I`ve been a punk rocker for most of my life
I sing kinda flat I`m not really that fat
But that`s how I hit them with a hook or a slice
I`m Kent I do sound look his getting so round
I`m Timmy the Turtle he counts as he clicks
I`m Jay I don`t care someone please cut his hair
I`m Limo from Scotland so give me haggis
Singin Singin Singin
Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some bushmills I`ll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine we`re over 30 we`re doin just fine
Buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong
Gimmie some bushmills I`ll sing you this song
We a quaalide or chop we a line we`re pushin 40 we`re doin just fine
Give me a casual, pass me a bong,
Give me Glenlivet I`ll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine
If you take the low road then I`ll take the high
