WAITRESS IN THE SKY — текст песни (The Replacements)

She don`t wear no pants and she don`t wear no tie
Always on the ball, she`s always on strike
Struttin` up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly
You ain`t nothin` but a waitress in the sky
You ain`t nothin` but a waitress in the sky

Paid my fare, don`t wanna complain
You get to me, you`re always outta champagne
Treat me like a bum, don`t wear no tie
`cause you ain`t nothin` but a waitress in the sky
You ain`t nothin` but a waitress in the sky

And the sign says, "Thank you very much for not smoking"
My own sign says, "I`m sorry, I`m smokin`"
Don`t treat me special, don`t kiss my ass
Treat me like the way they treat `em up in first class

Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
A real union flight attendant, my oh my
You ain`t nothin` but a waitress in the sky
You ain`t nothin` but a waitress in the sky
You ain`t nothin` but a waitress in the sky