a letter to my penis — текст песни (carrington rodney)

A Letter To My Penis - Rodney Carrington
All D chords are strummed four times, except the very first one. Everything else is strummed
twice. Strum Pattern: b= base note b V b V b V b V... ect... (steady throught song)
V= up stroke
I hit the base note with thumb and pick the last two strings for the up stoke but you can use a
pick if you want.



D G A D
Dear Penis, I dont think I like you any more,

G A D
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor,

G A D
Oh dear penis, I dont like you any more.

G A D
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,

G A D
Thats all we needed, to get by.

G A D G
Now it seems things have changed, and I think that your the one to blame dear Rodney,

A D
I dont like you any more.

G A D
Why cant we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship,

G A D
Come to terms with truly how we feel

G A D G
If we put our heads together, we`d just stay home for ever dear penis,

A D
I think I like you after all.

G A D
Oh and Rodeny, while your shavin, shave my balls.