We`re a happy family we`re a happy family we`re a happy family me mom and daddy
We`re a happy family we`re a happy family we`re a happy family me mom and daddy
Siting here in Queens eating refried beans we`re in all the magazines
Gulpin` down thorazines we ain`t got no friends our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send daddy likes men daddy`s telling lies baby`s eating flies
Mommy`s on pills baby`s got the chills I`m friends with the President
I`m friends with the Pope we`re all making a fortune selling Daddy`s dope
Siting here in Queens eating refried beans we`re in all the magazines
Gulpin` down thorazines we ain`t got no friends our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send daddy likes men
We`re a happy family we`re a happy family we`re a happy family me mom and daddy
(REPEAT TO END: We`re a happy family.....(12x)