Some people really make me sick
And here`s another reason why I don`t lift weights
I don`t talk about it in the locker room
But I don`t like football
So I just keep my mouth shut
Can`t respect myself if I don`t respect her
Can`t respect her if she doesn`t say, "Wait"
Some people think that I`m missing out
But their idea of fun written in a poem
On the door of a bathroom stall
