In Another Size — текст песни (Cledus T. Judd)

(Performed by Waite Gaines and Patricia Earwood)
Parody of "In Another`s Eyes" by Garth Brooks/Patricia Yearwood (Bobby Wood/John Peppard/G. Brooks) Rio Bravo Music, Inc. (BMI)/Cat`s Eye Music Ltd. (admin. by Rio Bravo Music, Inc.) (BMI)/Major Bob Music Co, Inc/No Fences Music (admin. by Major Bob Music Co., Inc.) (ASCAP)
New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Bruce Burch, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Foray Caretaker Music (BMI)

I need another size
Cause I`m someone who
Has eat too much for these size 32s
Gonna bust out the seams
From too many fries
Need another size
Ye-ea-ea-ea

Miss Patricia Earwood

You need another size
At least try some oh
Cause believe you me
You ain`t skin and bones
Your britches way too small
To fit them Calvin Kleins
You need another size
Ye-ea-ea-ea

I need another size
Cause I`m afraid that I can`t breathe
These skin tight starch new Wranglers
Look like they`re painted on me
I need to jazzercise
But I`m way too lazy to
Cause every time I look my belly`s proof
I need another size

Oh need another size
Cause folks stare at me
There in the buffet line
Where it`s all you can eat
The scales don`t lie
You lost the Phen Phen fight
Need another size
Ye-ea-ea-ea

And what they don`t see
These pants are killing me
I need a trainer and a nurse my blood pressure`s high

`Cause in another size
I can double up on sweets
They`ve got to make some Wranglers that will fit my physique
But they don`t specialize
In pants the size of parachutes
So I guess I`ll walk around in my birthday suit
Till they make another size

Need another size

We need another size