I`m Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer) — текст песни (Cledus T. Judd)

Parody of I`m Not In Here For Love by Shania Twain (S. Twain/R. Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)/Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP).
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAooooo
(sound of falling beer cans)
A-B-C-D

Are you gonna drink the rest of that beer

Sorry I fell down
But it`s my thirteenth round

WHOO

Been drinkin` kamikaze shooters
And Royal Crown
And that Boone`s Farm wine
Oh it gets me every time
Walk me towards the payphone
I gotta call her at home

I begged `em pretty please
For a Bicardi Breeze
(Just one)
They just said "you`re cut off"
And took away my car keys
You`ve done fell off the bar
Can`t have you driving your car
With all the cops around this town
You wouldn`t get too far

Uh...Is it too much to ask
Can you fill up my glass?
No I`m not in here for love
I may start to swilling
To drink up what you`ve got
No I don`t care if you`re his wife
Cause I`m not in here for love
So I`m beggin` you dear
Don`t have me thrown out of here
I`m not in here for love just a beer...

Babe I can rock your world
That is if I don`t hurl
Show you a thing or two
For a sympathy brew
Don`t make a grown man whine
I`m in a bit of a bind
Oh the backwash of your Miller Light
Oh it tastes so fine

You see I don`t care if you think I`m weird

No I`m not in here for love
Lady
I may start to swilling
To drink up all you got
I don`t care if you`re his wife
Cause I`m not looking for love
You see I skipped AA tonight
No I`m not looking for love

Just a beer


Oh...Ooh
Oh God...I gotta hurry
Aaah...where`s the door...oh...
(door slam)