Cledus` Christmas Ball — текст песни (Cledus T. Judd)

Jim Beavers-Brett Beavers-Mike Waldron
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SANTA
HO HO HO HO HO
hohohohohohoho
And what do you want for Christmas little Sam?

SAM
I want the Billy Gilman action figure

SANTA
What about you Suzie?

SUZIE
I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene

SANTA
And what about you Cledus?

CLEDUS
Well Santa
It`s not what I want.
It`s what I want to give...

It`s Christmastime in Nashville for country singers one and all
I`m going to give a right nutty party
It`s Cledus` Christmas Ball

I sent out the invitations
Heck I even rented out the hall
And I`ve got a big SACK full of presents

Male CHORUS
Cledus` Christmas ball...

Dolly Parton brought two JUGS
(*wolf whistle*)
Of wine everyone admired
Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnog

Female chorus
Chestnut`s roasting on an open fire

Somebody get Mark off of there

Ah the twin fiddles are playing`
And it`s a sewingin` time for all
YEE HAW
Everybody`s dancin` around

Male CHORUS
Cledus` Christmas ball
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

Shania`a under the mistletoe
And that line was slap down the hall
Boy I hope she enjoys kissin`

Male CHORUS
Cledus` Christmas ball

Willie Nelson`s homemade brownies
Brought us all good cheer
Garth retired early again

CHORUS
But he`ll be back next year

You can count on THAT

The party`s dyin` down now
So here`s my present to you all
haha
Come check out MY package

Male CHORUS
Cledus` Christmas ball

It`s a little bitty piece of me to you

Male CHORUS
Cledus` Christmas ball

CHORUS
It`s an ornament for your Christmas tree
Cledus` Christmas
:Ball
:
:SUZIE
:Hey
:That`s not Santa
:
: CTJ
:SHHHH
:
:SUZIE
:That`s Kenny Rogers
:The Gambler
:
:CTJ
:Hush yer mouth

Merry Christmas from Cledus T. Judd

HO HO HO