Breath (Parody BreatheFaith Hill) — текст песни (Cledus T. Judd)

(Cledus T. Judd/Stephanie Bentley/Jeff Carter/Holly Lamar/Christopher Clark)

I can smell the onions floating in the air.
Must be something that you ate.
I can`t imagine how your mouth must taste.
Forgive me if I turn away.

The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees.
I almost pass out in your arms.
I need a gas mask every time that you come near,
And the halitosis starts.

I can smell your breath.
It`s chokin` me to death.
The only one who doesn`t know is you.
Here`s some gum to chew,
Oh Baby, there`s no way of kissin` me.
Whaddya have for lunch.
Don`t you ever brush?
Baby, a binoca blast or two`s what I`d suggest.
I can smell your breath.

Bad breath.

It`s tough to be there when your wakin` up.
And that green cloud fills up the room.
It`s worser than it`s ever been before,
And I know, and you know,
(And everybody in a three mile radius knows!)
You should see a dentist soon.

`Cos I can smell your breath.
It`s gaggin` me to death.
Somethin` must have died inside of you.
Whatcha oughtta do, is chase a cert or two with Listerine.
Even when you`re gone,
The odour lingers on.
I`m buyin` you an Oral-B and a Jumbo tube of Crest.
`Cos I can smell your breath.

Bad breath.

Can`t you smell the funk that`s floating in the air.
Must be something that you ate.