Cheryl Slagface — текст песни (Lesley)

quick, duck there she is
oh shit shes seen us
now the bitch is coming over
her bogies are the greenest

shes such a fuckin slapper
she thinks she stands a chance
with all the fine boys in our school
but with her they`d never dance

her face resembles a saucepan
full of nasty smelly stew
with lots of wee wee in it
as well as very stinky poo

i would call her a prossy
but she obviously isnt
i mean, who would pick her up?
she belongs in ugly prison

if u dont no who i`m talkin bout yet
then u really r very stupid
its blatantly cheryl slagface
shed never get a visit from cupid

her hair? haystack rings a bell
her face, what can i say?
it looks like sum1 mixed 2getha
pinochio and doris day