way back college boy asked to a high school dance
couldn`t wait, but my date was in my friend`s pants.
didn`t know what to do, mc feelin blue,
til my best friend said that the red would get me through.
went to the jewel with my crew, adults only box,
in a second hand suit, bow tie, i`m a fox.
in a car on the street, in my mouth swisher sweet
down that shit at my crib in a one gulp feat.
room starts to turn like cheese,
my tummy starts to churn like grease,
on my knees like a rug burn beast
like an intern tease with a yeast (infection.)
all the while on the tile, feel like I got the flu.
think I`m gonna throw, I think this night is through
ding dong, date`s arrived and her dress is ripped.
she don`t know I`m on a robotussin trip.
in the back two girls going stag fat asses.
i demand from the date her sunglasses.
do a drop roll out the car like axel.
I need an angel, I need some fuckin advil.
I got a buzz bigger than a behive
cough up my cookies let loose what`s on the inside
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the tussin, the tussin
put it down like it was nothing
robocop couldn`t stop me puking and flushin
no balls to be bustin, no fightin, no cussin
just love for a drug called robotussin
way back college boy, live on eleventh floor.
head out my window, wonder what I`m living for.
knock on my door, what`s in store, it`s my buddy bux
with the rabbit ear pockets saying he is out of luck.
Need a forty for party thrown by laura kang at rubin.
all he`s got is snot and a box full of ludens.
Tell`m bout the tussin, we`re hayden ho hustlin`
interupting discussions about reagonomic reprocussions.
Fuck`m, we`re fuckin chug luggin.
soon my stomach I`m huggin I`m trippin or something
my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon.
frankly, the feeling`s fuckin fantastic
I`m tripping like jesus in the desert when he fasted,
Like it`s the night before we all get drafted,
Like we`re rowing through some rapids with Kevin Bacon, white water rafting
Like you`re on epcot center on acid? Exactly.
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