The Check`s In The Mail — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Well, hey how ya doin` have a seat have a drink
Boy it`s good to see you, what can I say?
Oh, sorry gotta run we`ll get together again
Say, what was your name anyway?
Well we`re working on the problem we`ll get back to you soon
But don`t try to call me I`ll be in a meeting every afternoon
For a year maybe longer keep in touch
Thanks for dropping by and have a nice day

(Chorus)
The check`s in the mail - Hey! you`re beautiful
Don`t ever change you know what I mean
My girl will call your girl
We`ll talk it through lunch
Or leave a message on my machine
So baby won`t you sign on the dotted line
I`m gonna make your dreams come true
The check`s in the mail, would I lie to you?

Well hey wait a minute what`s the matter hold on
You want me to fork over the loot?
You say you hate my guts you wanna take me to court
And you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit?
Well I`m proud to say you`re not the only critic of mine (yeah)
So if you wanna sue me I`m afraid you`re gonna have to wait in line
Take a number thanks for calling who loves you baby
Don`t forget to read the fine print.

(Chorus)

Oh, trust me!

The check`s in the mail - Hey! you`re beautiful
Don`t ever change, you know what I mean
Why don`t you leave a message with my girl
I`ll have lunch with your machine
So baby won`t you sign on the dotted line
I`m gonna make your dreams come true
The check`s in the mail, would I lie to you?
The check`s in the mail, would I lie to you?