Wake Up Stanley — текст песни (Slapstick)

Stanley started smoking cigarettes, now he smokes two packs a day
Got a girlfriend, she puts out, givin Stanley the bj
Got a job in a fitness store stealing shit for all his boys
Then he comes home and he`s liftin weights and eatin anabolic steroids
Well Stanley thinks he`s cool, but he`s too dumb to see
He don`t have any friends, he`s just got a fake I.D.
Wake up, wake up Stanley
Stanley buyin all the brew for the parties, now he`s a real party guy
He`d even buy a bottle for me or you if we`d hang out with him tonight
It`s 3 AM and here comes Stanley, staggering drunk again
Stanley needs to realize that the beer makes all his friends
Well Stanley thinks he`s cool, but he`s too dumb tosee
He don`t have any friends, he`s just got a fake I.D.
He`s got a fake I.D.