Asked You First — текст песни (Ani Difranco)

Things cant get much weirder

This cant get much worse

Dont know why you wouldnt kiss me

But its a good thing I asked you first.



You were a big strapping boy with a boner.

And I felt it in your goodbye

You gave me an evening Ill never forget

No matter how hard I try.



Yeah you were just mister flirtatious

All night just workin that ass

Well you know its uncool to bring it to school

If you dont want to share with the class



I am just mrs. embarresed

I feel like a dirty old man

Ive got my eye on a guy

That just moved out of moms house

With his pretty head stuck in the sand



Youve earned yourself a place in my memory

By being the one who said no

Where are my fucking care keys

I think Ill just go



Surprise surprise now you miss me

Now that Im not in your face

Surprise surprise now youre calling me

Now that you feel safe

Do you think that I could be your prom date

You could do us a stiff little dance

Except that this isnt high school, baby

And you had your chance

You had your chance



Youve earned yourself a place in my memory

By being the one who said no

Now where are my fucking car keys I think I should go

Hey look! car keys... bye!] things cant get much weirder

This cant get much worse

Dont know why you wouldnt kiss me

But its a good thing I asked you first.



You were a big strapping boy with a boner.

And I felt it in your goodbye

Youre leaving Ill never forget

No matter how hard I try



No matter how hard I try