Easy Cheese — текст песни (The Mad Caddies)

if i had a dollar for every time she was mad
i`d buy california
invite my friends and i`d make it my pad

if i had a peso for every time she said:
"wake up you lazy pile and get our ass up out of my bed"
i`d buy a private plane and fly around the world
eat at all the best restaurants and hang out with hot girls

but i know i`m stuck with you
and there`s nothing i can do
so i`ll take your hand
and say
stay with me
stay with me
please stay with me girl
i know you wanna slap my face
but please
stay with me girl
girl i know its all my fault
and i`m just a dirt bag
i hope you can forgive and forget
so we can so shag
cause i know i`m stuck with you
and there`s nothing i can do
so i`ll take your hand and say
stay with me
stay with me
please stay with me girl
i know you wanna kick my ass
but please
stay with me girl

stay with me
stay with me
please stay with me girl
you`re the one with the pretty face
so please stay with me girl