Couldnt Care Less — текст песни (Barenaked Ladies)

I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball

Its not so much the game I like its the hats

See this white band around my neck? its nice!

Its not just fashion

Hartz made it to protect me from ticks fleas and gnats



I couldnt care less whats in a chocolate mousse

I couldnt care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice

I couldnt care less how old are ernie and bert

I couldnt care less whats under kd langs skirt



Shaggy said to velma, "hey now velma how you doing? "

And velma said "jinkies shag Im just fine."

Then daphne said to fred "hey lets get drunk down in the forest"

And all night fred was yakking up red wine



I couldnt care less why was fonzie cool

I couldnt care less how sweat hogs do in school

I couldnt care less how do they fill the caramilk bar

I couldnt care less my car says "the door, is ajar."





I couldnt care less whats in a chocolate mousse

I couldnt care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice

I couldnt care less how old are ernie and bert

I couldnt care less whats under kd langs skirt



I wish I had a nickname like crusher, snake or kenneth

Cause guys with nicknames always get the gals

When I grow up Ill name my children alice albert and alfred

Ill call them for supper like this, "dinners ready, al!"



I couldnt care less what morton downey says

I couldnt care less whats on the head of my pez

I couldnt care less do zoodles need a trained zookeeper?

I couldnt care less whys the super big gulp cheaper

No really, thats ridiculous



I couldnt care less whats in a chocolate mousse

Its ground up antlers

I couldnt care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice

Apples, cheese, broccoli

I couldnt care less how old are ernie and bert

Their like fourty or something

I couldnt care less whats under kd langs skirt

I really dont know