When the world is a monster 
Bad to swallow you whole 
Kick the clay that holds the teeth in 
Throw your trolls out the door 
If you`re needing inspiration 
Philomath is where I go 
Lawyer Jeff he knows the low down 
He`s mighty bad to visit home 
(I`ve been there I know the way) 
Can`t get there from here 
(I`ve been there I know the way) 
Can`t get there from here 
(I`ve been there I know the way) 
Can`t get there from here 
(I`ve been there I know the way) 
When your hands are feeling empty 
Stickheads jumping off the ground 
Tris is sure to shirr the deers out 
Brother Ray can sing my song 
(I`ve been there I know the way) 
Can`t get there from here 
(I`ve been there I know the way) 
Can`t get there from here 
(I`ve been there I know the way) 
Can`t get there from here 
(I`ve been there I know the way) 
Hands down, Calechee bound 
Land locked, kiss the ground 
The dirt of seven continents going 
round and round 
Go on ahead Mr. Citywide 
hypnotize, suit and tie 
Gentlemen testify 
If your world is a monster 
Bad to swallow you whole 
Philomath they know the low-down 
Throw your trolls out the door 
(I`ve been there I know the way) 
Can`t get there from here 
(I`ve been there I know the way) 
Can`t get there from here 
(I`ve been there I know the way) 
Can`t get there from here 
(I`ve been there I know the way) 
(Thank you, Ray)