Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmover was another toy
Don`t laugh at him cause he can`t piss straight
He can`t even masturbate
Got no gonads, only two sockets
Got no bulge in his pockets
Eunuch boy, eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was just another toy
Can`t even make it through a day of school
They try to stomp his shriveled tool
It must suck to know you`ll never fuck.
