I don`t care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin` on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors, pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark, it`s iridescent
Take it with you when you travel far
Get yourself a sweet madonna
Dressed in rhinestone, settin` on a
Pedestal of Abalone Shells
Goin` 90, I ain`t scared
Cause I got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won`t go to hell
