Got out of bed, wasn`t feeling too good
With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes
The sun is shining so I head for the park
With a bottle of Tequila, and a new pack of cigarettes
I got a cousin and she got a friend
Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help
At his apartment I knocked on the door
He wouldn`t come out until he got paid
Now don`t tell anybody what I wanna do
If they find out you know that they`ll never let me through
It`s no fun being an illegal alien
It`s no fun being an illegal alien
Down at the office had to fill out the forms
A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose
Up to the counter to see what they think
They said It doesn`t count man, it ain`t written in ink
Don`t trust anybody least not around here, cos
It`s no fun being an illegal alien
It`s no fun being an illegal alien
It`s no fun being an illegal alien
It`s no fun being an illegal alien
An illegal alien, O.K.
Consideration for your fellow man
Wouldn`t hurt anybody, sure fits in with my plan
Over the border, there lies the promised land
So don`t tell anybody what I wanna do
If they find out you know that they`ll never let me through
It`s no fun being an illegal alien
It`s no fun being an illegal alien
It`s no fun being an illegal alien
It`s no fun being an illegal alien