Why dont you go into the next room and start getting undressed?
What`s your pleasure?
(1st Verse- Violent J)
Fat Sweaty Betty, the bitch ain`t nothing new
Her moms used to babysat me back when we was two
We`d go to the playground and to the skating rink
And we`d go under the bleachers and she`d let me hit the stank, well uh
She moved across town and never came back
Until the other day, I seen her at the Chicken Shack
She said her name was Betty, I can`t believe this shit
The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beeitch
She said, Hey, J, tell me how you`ve been?
She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin
I told her, Hold still, and flicked it off her face and said,
Betty, oh, Betty, what you say we leave this place?
I took her back to the crib and hit it all night
I let my fingers run across the rip of cellulite
EWW! It was nasty, but I don`t let it bother me
She rolled over, fucking knocked the wind out of me
I couldn`t breathe, she wouldn`t stop, I`m almost dead
I took the lamp, and bust it on her fucking head
We got dressed, I gave her a little kiss goodbye
Fat Sweaty Betty, My fat sweaty pumpkin pie
(Chorus)
Fat Sweaty Betty
Tell me when you`re ready (x2)
(2nd Verse- Shaggy2Dope)
Big fat slop of shit people call Betty
Flabs of fat on her back, her neck...sweaty
Boogers running down her nose all over her lips
Can`t tell the difference from her titties to her hips
But fuck all that, `cuz I wanna see the neden
I had to see the cat, the cheesey cheena cheden
Rode my bike to her house, Hey yo, Betty lemme in
I`m packing some snack cakes, bitch lemme in.
I can hear her coming down the stairs
She opened up the door in her motherfucking underwears
UUGGHH!! Shit, fuck that I`m turning back
But no, the door shut, and shes going for the cake snacks
I said, Relax, hoe, I`m here, I`m bu-si-ness
you can have the candy, first you gotta wait a bit
I need a favor, come on, Betty, drop them drawls.
AHH!! I knew it, Betty had balls
Oh, no, here comes that ass
>From the top of the dresser with the yokazuna splash
I wish I never came, oh boy do I wish
See Fat Sweaty Betty, the sweaty fat bitch
(Chorus)
(Violent J)
[Fat Sweaty Betty]
I know you like spaghetti
I know you like spaghetti
So tell me when you`re ready, baby
[Fat Sweaty Betty]
Tell me when you`re ready
Tell me when you`re ready for a cheeseburger, pizza pie, TV dinner, chicken
baby
[Fat Sweaty Betty]
I gets it all, I gets it all for ya, baby
I work at Farmer Jack on the dinner floor, baby
[Fat Sweaty Betty]
I bring it home, I cook it in a microwave
I feeds it to ya, just let me get some stanky skins
[Fat Sweaty Betty]
`Cuz I don`t care, I wanna hit the cellulite
I hit the cellulite for a turkey meal delight
[Fat Sweaty Betty]
`Cuz I don`t care, you know I`m not afraid to cook
Take off your shoes and let me lick your dirty foot
[Fat Sweaty Betty]
I`ll rub you down, I`ll rub you down the right way
I hear a buzzer, apple pie`s in the microwave
[Fat Sweaty Betty]
I work at Farmer Jack, I work at A & P
And yes I do, my heavy baby wanna be with me
[Fat Sweaty Betty]
Ya wanna be with me, ya wanna be with me
Ya want some chilli cheese fries in a ???
[Fat Sweaty Betty]
You gotta wait, wait `till the time is right
Let me count the purple bubbles in your cellulite
[Fat Sweaty Betty]
You want some Burger King, you want some Hungry Jack
You want some jelly beans, you want a scooby snack
[Fat Sweaty Betty]
You want some Dominoes, you want a Milky Way
You gotta kick it to the sugar daddy Violent J
[Fat Sweaty Betty]
You want some Lucky Charms, you want some mashed potatoes
Let me hit the skins now and I`ll feed you later
[Fat Sweaty Betty]
Because I know, I know you want a Lunchable
Something crunchable, something munchable
[Fat Sweaty Betty]
How `bout some Taco Bell, how `bout a pizza slice
How bout some chicken fingers and a bowl of Minute Rice
[Fat Sweaty Betty]
