Carrying your ashes from bar to bar
I`m in a mess & you`re in a mason jar
With you under my arm like a football
I`m not ready to let go & that is all
You were never big on conversation and that hasn`t changed since
you cremation
And I feel most times like you do
You know I feel most times like you do
I wish that I was hardnosed
Fight a forest fire with a garden hose
And be brave enough right now to start on something new
You were right there in the urn light as a feather
If my hands weren`t shaky I`d glue you back together
This watering hole was our favourite stop
So I`ll take off the lid and pour a drink down the top, for you
And I`ll pull down on that magic lever
That makes it stay the past forever
And I feel most times like you do
You know I feel most times like you do
Someone`s stabbed my voodoo doll
Now it hurts each time that nature calls
And you`re lucky that nature`s finished calling out to you
You were down to your very last little belt loop
But you were tougher than a pitbull in the paratroops
And if you`re afraid of getting hurt you suffer more ills
Like the hypocondriac who dies choking on his pills
So I should swallow really hard & deal with this pain
Cause I`m as wasted as a neatfreak in a hurricane
And I feel most times like you do
You know I feel most times like you do
I thought I was the one that died
And this was heaven`s weird amusement ride
But you pinched me in the dream & I saw it wasn`t true
So I`m dumping your ashes on the flood
And we`ll laugh as people slip on you while coming in this door
And I`ll drink on what you said to stop my feet draggin`
no one dog`s bark should ever stop the wagon
