Moron
(Dead Milkmen)
Performed By Dead Milkmen
Eat Your Paisley Album
Hangin` out in the comode
Listening to Depeche Mode
You look like some kind of toad
Why are you a moron?
Got a skateboard gnarly rad
With money from you mom and dad
Take a bath cause you smell bad
Why are you a moron?
Walkin` down old south street
Say Hello to the kids you meet
If knowing you is such a treat
Why are you a moron?
Got kicked out of public school
Make a waste of our gene pool
Face it asshole you`re a fool
Why are you a moron?
I`m staring at a wall going nothing at all
Gotta get outta here I could use some beer
Wish I could get some beer
I could use some beer tonight
In and out of trendy clubs
With a pair of day-glo gloves
You`re the only one you love
Why are you a moron?
Tell use you got something to say
Then bore us with your anarchy
We just wish you`d go away
Why are you a moron?
A trendy losers what you are
It`s your scene are you`re the czar
I`d like to see you covered with tar
Why are you a moron?
Creeps like you should be wiped out
You`ve got a face just like a trout
Listen to everybody shout
Why are you a moron?
I`m following the trend `cause I wanna
have some friends. I want to be somebody.
Don`t wanna be a `nobody`. I wanna be
with someone tonight.
I swear that you are Hitler`s clone
Spread disease wherever you roam
Got the brains of a garden gnome
Why are you a moron?
Voted for Reagan not once but twice
And think that Jerry Farwell`s nice
Do you keep your brain on ice?
Why are you a moron?
In the end you`re all alone
No one calls you on the phone
Got no job you`ve got no home
Why are you a moron?
Hangin` out in the comode
Listening to Depeche Mode
You look like some kind a toad
You`re just a fucking moron!
I`m freezing up inside. All my brain cells
have died. Gonna get out of here. I`m
gonna get out of here. I`m gonna get out of here tonight.
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Hush little baby don`t say a word : I woke up, can`t wait to eat
And never mind that noise you heard : Got my cereal, boy I was beat
It just the beasts under your bed : Opened the fridge and to my dismay
In your closet in your head!!! : There was no milk my mother will pay
