Bleach Boys — текст песни (The Dead Milkmen)

I`ve got some buddies and we all drink bleach
You know we practice what we preach
We`re not a drunken bunch of frat-boys
Trashed on beers
Or a stoned bunch of hippies
With no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach

My pals and I all drink Clorox
Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate`s shot high
And we understand the reasons why
Bleach does more than whiten socks

Don`t you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby?
In a world where ministers murder golf pros
Don`t you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

Maybe there`ll be a party at the beach
We`ll bitch about life and chugalug bleach
No one`s getting high, and no one`s getting drunk
I`ve got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk
I wanna die with Clorox within reach

I`m very proud of the respect I`ve earned
And my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned
Bleach keeps you young so I`ve been told
Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old
Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned

Don`t you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where midgets run for mayor
Don`t you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning
But now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast, others love to bet
Still others snort coke in a private jet
But drinking bleach is my way of winning

Don`t you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where welders own our schools
Don`t you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I`m so bored I`m drinking bleach
I`m so bored I`m drinking bleach
I`m so bored I`m drinking bleach
I`m so bored I`m drinking bleach
I`m so bored I`m drinking bleach
I`m so bored I`m drinking bleach
I`m so bored I`m drinking bleach
I`m so bored I`m drinking bleach
I`m so bored I`m drinking bleach
I`m so bored I`m drinking bleach
I am so bored!
I am so bored!