Well I just got back an` I wish I never leave now (where`d you go?)
Who dat Martian arrival at the airport yeah? (Where`d you go?)
How many local dollars for a local anaesthetic? (Where`d you go?)
The Johnny on the corner was very sympathetic (where`d you go?)
I went to the place where every white face is an invitation to robbery
An` sitting here in my safe European home
I don`t wanna go back there again
Wasn`t I lucky and wouldn`t it be loverly? (Where`d you go?)
Send us all cards, and have a lay in on Saturday (where`d you go?)
I was there for two weeks, so how come I never tell (where`d you go?)
That natty dread drinks at the Sheraton Hotel yeah? (Where`d you go?)
I went to the place where every white face is an invitation to robbery
An` sitting here in my safe European home
I don`t wanna go back there again
Ah-ah
Ah-ah
Ah-ah
They got the sun and they got the palm tress (where`d you go?)
They got the weed, and they got the taxies (where`d you go?)
Whoa, the harder they come, n` the home of ol` Bluebeat (where`d you go?)
Yes I`d stay and be a tourist but can`t take the gun play (where`d you?)
I went to the place where every white face is an invitation to robbery
An` sitting here in my safe European home
I don`t wanna go back there again
Yeah? Rudie come from Jamaica Rudie can`t fail
Rudie come from Jamaica Rudie can`t fail
Rudie come from Jamaica cos Rudie can` t fail
Rudie come form Jamaica rude cant fail
Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie can`t fail
Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie can`t fail
A-Rudie loot and a-Rudie shoot and a-Rudie come up then back down
Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie *&^$&£”£%£*
Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie can`t fail
Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie he can`t fail
Nice guy European home
Explosive European home
Twenty Four Track European home
Yes he come and yes he go knows what Rudie knows
* intentional gibberish, see also The Right Profile*
