Hey son?
Hey dad.
Son whos your favorite rapper and who`s your favorite rap group?
You are cause you the real ice cream man and my favorite rap
group is T.R.U. cause I`m true 2 da game.
Aha I`m true 2 da game too son. You did your homework? You
got any studying to do?
Yea dad. Studying this just how to be a true playa. Wanta ask
me some questions?
Yea son. Let me see this. Oh they didn`t have questions like
this when I grew up son, but I guess whatever
it takes to make you be a man son. I`m all for it. Son, the first
question is, if you rap about another
rapper on a record, what are you?
-You a sucka!
-Aha, you got that right son. Next question. If you hate another
for being successful, what are you?
-You mean like, you rollin in Benzes, they be like P.H.ing you,
the pigs be pulling you over cause you
be black and you be sittin on triple gold, like the niggas in
the ghetto be hatin on you cause you made it out?
-Yea son, what is that, what you call that?
-Dad, that only be two words. PLAYA HATA.
-Huh, you got that right son. Look like you gonna past this test,
but I got one more question for you. Son, if
any man depends on another man and can`t think on his own, can`t
survive on his own, can`t take good care of his
family, you know what I mean son. I mean, you were put in this
world by yourself, you`re supposed to depend on you
and nobody else. I mean son, when a man can`t function on his
own and put his problems on another man, son, what type
of man is that? What do you call that type of person?
-Dad, can I curse?
-Son, if you have to express yourself. Tell me, what type of man is that?
-That a punk ass bitch
-Hehehe, damn little P, you bout it, bout it, just like your
daddy. Oh wait, one more question before I leave though.
What you wanna be when you grow up?
-I wanna be a G like you. A No Limit Soldier for life. Fuck you
hatas, cause we have millions.
