Mambo No. Sex — текст песни (E-Rotic)

Oh I had sex with Max but it was too complex
And he has just knocked me off my legs
Cos he had sex with his ex
I went to bed with Fred - It was so sad
Cos all I had from Mister Fred
He got my dreams all wet
So I had sex on the phone
It went on and on and on
But it shakes me on the bone now that I`m alone
Don`t need no Willy no Fred no Max
Just Mambo No Sex

It`s Mambo Number Sex
It`s Mambo Number Sex
Touch me baby
Mambo Number Sex
Mambo Number Sex

I had some fun with Dr Dick
He showed me a new trick
But babe he made me sick
He always came to quick
Checked it out with Fritz
Man he was a blitz
I know how that fits - his wife had seven kids
I went with Howard - the coward
But we got in a jam
Cos he didn`t give a damn
He was scared of Uncle Sam
So Fred go to bed and Max grab your ex
I`ll take Mambo No Sex

It`s Mambo Number Sex
It`s Mambo Number Sex
Touch me baby
Mambo Number Sex
Mambo Number Sex

I don`t wanna tango
No cha cha cha no twist
And I don`t wanna samba and fandango
I just want to be kissed
Oh I don`t wanna do the bossa nova
No jitterbug with Max
The only thing that gets me off the sofa
Is Mambo No Sex

It`s Mambo Number Sex
It`s Mambo Number Sex
Touch me baby
Mambo Number Sex
Mambo Number Sex

It`s Mambo Number Sex
It`s Mambo Number Sex