[ EMD ]
Shut up and sit up as I wet up the set-up
If you don`t like it, punk, get out or get up
Do whatever you wanna do, suck on a lollypop
I`m like the breakball, this is the last stop
I made, the dribbles and dodgin the puppets
Whoever standin in my way is a culprit
On tape, I rape the women with rap
And in the near future their babies will clap
To a sequel that`s equally soothin like Nitequil
I know that you thought that I lost it but I will
Keep on producin rhythms even better
If you really love them, then write me a letter
I`m better than best, I`m above all the rest
I can be reached at the fan club address
That`s the driving force that encourage me
No rapper worries me, they can`t discourage me
I remained since my arrival
Believe in myself and believe in survival
My rappin is edible, sweet like bonbons
I`m ridin the bassdrum to stay in the top-top
Just when you think I`m runnin out of breath
I bounce back with a rap - doubly def
The Educated Rapper`s verses will stifle you
Scavengers, novice rappers, you`re trifle, you
Haven`t the slightest idea how much I ruffle
Your conscience, your insides, I watch you hustle
I don`t just talk to be talkin
I don`t bop it anyway to be walkin
I just try to be me, E
The only E, - E.M.D.
[ Kangol Kid ]
Yeah boy, that`s my boy E.M.D., Educated Most Definitely
But right about now Kangol is in effect
And I`ma talk to my man Mixmaster Ice
Now check this out
You know that UTFO`s all about talkin about young ladies, right?
Right about now we gon` talk about this young lady around the neighborhood, alright?
And this young lady, she is def
Fly, firm, dope, youknowmsayin?
She - yo, she`s correct, youknowmsayin?
Now Ice, I want you to tell everybody here how bad this young lady is
Tell em right about now, Ice
[ *Mixmaster Ice cuts up* ]
(Bad meaning bag, but bad meaning good) --> Run-D.M.C.
Yeah boy
Now when Ice say a young lady is bad, she is definitely bad, youknowmsayin?
Ice, you see any bad young ladies in the audience?
(Yeah)
Like I thought, homeboy
But back to the young lady, alright?
Check this out
She couldn`t stand still for nothin
She was always on the (go)
I mean she would (go) from one guy to another
And then she`d (go) from that guy to another guy
And if there was a whole bunch of guys in the room
Ice, tell me what this young lady would do
(Go) (go) (go) to him
(Go) (go) then to him
[ *as Mixmaster Ice cuts up go* ]
Then to him, to me, my man B-Fyne, E, Doc, everybody
(Go) (go) (go)
Now you fellas are probably thinkin that eh -
It`s kinda hard to get this young lady, right?
But let me tell you:
All you gotta do to this young lady is whistle
[ *Mixmaster Ice scratches a whistling sound* ]
And check this out, she`s so much on a mission
She`ll walk by you and wait for you to whistle
On a serious tip
She`ll even hear you if you whistled under water
[ *Mixmaster Ice makes the whistling sound as if under water* ]
Back to the ladies
Let me tell you a little somethin
I`ve seen my man Mixmaster Ice in action
And when my man whistles ladies just cold go nut, youknowmsayin?
Ice, show them what I`m talkin about
[ *Mixmaster Ice scratches* ]
But eh - back to the original story, alright?
[ *as Mixmaster Ice scratches* ]
Now the young lady I was tellin you about, I ain`t tell you her name
But eh - well eh - we call her Technic
Cause she be makin moves, youknowmsayin?
But yo, my man Ice, he video-taped what him and this young lady did, alright?
It was like a movie with Ice in it
Check this out
Started with one finger - two fingers - three fingers - four
His whole hand disappeared, you couldn`t see it no more, youknowmsayin?
Now you ladies is gonna like this
My man`s wrist disappeared, up to his forearm
Then he started illin with his elbow, serious, with his elbow like this
[ *Mixmaster Ice scratches* ]
With his elbow!
Now I know some of you young ladies out there goin, Euwww, that`s gross!
But you gon` love this
After his arms got tired
All we heard was
(How low can you go?) --> Chuck D
Let me tell you how low he went
My man put his lips against Technic and started illin like this
[ *Mixmaster Ice scratches* ]
With his lips!
Ice, was it good?
(Really fresh)
Word em up, boy
Ice is definitely the deejay that the ladies can relate to
