Girls are a thing that have always mystified me
One thing I`ll never understand
There`s more of those girls than us boys
But they never seem to be at hand
Well, I decided I was gonna be a real lady killer
I was gonna get more than my share
So I went out hunting and soon found out
It`s safer hunting grizzly bear.
So much for the lady killer
You never could
So much for the lady killer
You just ain`t no good.
Let me tell you `bout number one
She sure was fun
I met her at a dance it was my first romance,
I was a lucky son of a gun
We danced for a while then she flashed a smile
So I said let`s take a walk outside
She said I don`t think I`d better, here comes my fella
He had shoulders four feet wide.
So much for the lady killer
You haven`t got a clue
So much for the lady killer
The ladies are killing you.
Well I was getting frustrated
Sweet sixteen and never been kissed
I got infuriated (down down)
Not even one girl on my telephone list.
So I went to Amsterdam and wham bam
I was caught out in the rain
I ran into a restaurant
My legs were crossed with the pain
I asked a waitress where the mens room was
But she didn`t understand
So I pointed to the place and she slapped my face
I ended up on the witness stand.
So much for the lady killer
So juvenile
So much for the lady killer
You ain`t got no style.
Well I was getting frustrated
Sweet sixteen and never been kissed
I got infuriated (down down)
Not even one girl on my telephone list.
So I went along to the doctor
I said, doctor is there something wrong with me?
He said, stick out your tongue, say aagh and now cough
Not as far as I can see
Oooh you`re trying too hard, sit down and relax
I`ll tell you what you gotta do
Thre ain`t no sense in running after them
Well turn around and let them run after you.
So much for the lady killer
It wasn`t meant to be
So much for the lady killer
You`d better run off to sea
There you can be a maneater, maneater
Queen bee baby
Queen bee baby.
