Handsome Man — текст песни (Robbie Williams)

Hello. Did you miss me?
I know I`m hard to resist
Y`all can come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this.
It`s hard to be humble
When you`re so fucking big
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig

I`m gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese
Tell your babes in arms and OAP`s
Come take a piece of me

If you drop me I`ll fall to pieces on you
If you don`t see me I don`t exist
It`s nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Cause you just met the world`s most handsome man
The world`s most handsome man

Y`all know who I am
I`m still the boy next door
That`s if you`re Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore
If I`ve gone up in the world
Or is the world gone down on me
I`m the one who put the Brits in celebrity

Give in and love it
What`s the point in hating me
You can`t argue with popularity
Well you could
But you`d be wrong

If you drop me I`ll fall to pieces on you
If you don`t need me I don`t exist
You voted for me
Now let me see a show of hands
Keeping for your stands

Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
Though it`s not for me
Flip a grin, shake a thing, name a shame
Then I`m out of here
It`s not very complicated
I`m just young and overrated

Please don`t drop me I`ll fall to pieces on you
If you don`t see me I don`t exist
It`s nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Keeping for your stands

Please don`t drop me I`ll fall to pieces on you
If you don`t need me I don`t exist
It`s nice to meet you
Now let me see a show of hands
Cause you just met the world`s most handsome man
The world`s most handsome man
The world`s most handsome man
The world`s most handsome man