Hooker With A Penis — текст песни (tool)

I met a boy wearing Vans 501s and a
Dope Beastie t nipple rings and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT
From `92
The first EP.
And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin` out
Layin` down
Suckin` up
To the man.

Well now I`ve got some
A dvice for you little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I`m the man

And if I`m the man

Then you`re the man, and
He`s the man as well so you can
Point that fuckin` finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I`ve sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

So I`ve got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that
I`m the man,

If I`m the fuckin` man
Then you`re the fuckin` man as well
So you can
Point that fuckin` finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I`ve sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your

Fat ass dirty
Dollar

So...Shut up and

Buy my new record
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy.