(Heaton/Rotheray)
Here he comes - Mother`s Pride 
With the first ever satchel she bought him swinging by his side 
Here he comes Mother`s Pride 
With a headful of `get your laces tied` and `woe betide` 
With a year`s supply of sandwiches and fairy cakes 
That she provides for him to eat at dinner breaks 
It`s no surprise at all, at ad the friends he makes 
His stomach aches 
he`s Mother`s Pride 
He`s presentable, well looked after 
He`s domestically disastrous 
He`s adorable - Mother`s Pride 
Here he comes - Father`s Pride 
With a head filled up with devil dogs and genocide 
Here he comes - Father`s Pride 
He`s showing all the kids his tickets for ringside 
He`ll always roam the yard looking for a fight 
He`ll pick on all the kids who`re twice his height 
He`s the reason dinner ladies toss and turn at night 
Teacher`s Blight - Father`s Pride 
He`s the image of his Dad 
Mickey Mouse meets Jack the Lad 
He`s never sad - Father`s Pride 
Here he comes Mother`s Pride 
Here he comes Father`s Pride 
Here he comes Mother`s Pride 
Father`s Pride 
His Mother`s Pride