Be Still My Beating Off — текст песни (Frenzal Rhomb)

If it`s easier to discuss this
privately without you dad the
minister who doesn`t take
kindly to your persuits then
I`ll oblige.
Was it you that was found
with your pants down
watching your favourite cartoon
yelling at the shopkeeper
for the changing of the channel
say to your self:
Be still my beating off
well it may be inappropriate
for someone in your position
as a cop to satisfy
yourself at the local blue light disco
say to yourself:
Be still my beating off
there`s no crime when you choose your time
and your place to masterbate in a public place
you will be disgraced, it`s your right to choose
whether or not you want to be on the news.
Well I`m sure the judge will
look lightly
on your case considering I saw him
earlier at the footy
having a quick one off the wrist then
say to yourself:
Be still my beating off