She`s A Centimetre Shorter Than A Meter — текст песни (Caldwell And Halls)

(Parody on Five Foot Two)
She`s a centimetre shorter than a metre and a quarter,
And ev`ry millimetre is in perfect working order,
Has anybody seen my gal?
I know I`m only human but I still have the acumen
To know her eyes are flashing `bout a half a million lumen,
Has anybody seen my gal?
A pair of gorgeous gams on her fifty kilograms
When she twirls her skirts.
My chest just thumps and my heart rate jumps
About a hundred kilohertz!
But Fahrengrade or Centiheit,
She`s gonna light my fire tonight,
Has anybody seen my gal?
original words: Sam Lewis & Joe Young
music: Ray Henderson
orig. copyright:1925, Leo Feist Inc., New York
orig. source: Readers` Digest Treasury of Best Loved Songs
parody words: Paul Caldwell & Brad Halls
parody source: New Kids on the Block, audio tape by
Neighbourhood Records, Coburg. Ont., Canada
words altered: to suit specific child audience by Dilly
transcribed: Dilly